10 Horrifying Things You Didn’t (Want to) Know About Corgis

1. They never want to spend any time with you.

2. They’ll suck the joy right out of you.

3. You’re gonna have to get rid of your cat, because they can’t stand being around them.

4. They won’t play anyway.

5. And half of the time, you’re breaking up fights they get in with other dogs.

6. They never listen to a word you say.

7. There’s absolutely nothing majestic about them.

8. They’re never anxiously waiting for you to come home.

9. They will never make you laugh…

10. Corgis will never love you…