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On his first day on the job, the trainee dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice from the other side…
On his first day on the job, the trainee dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice from the other side…
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, “I should be Boss because I control the whole body’s responses and functions.” The…
A teacher shows three toys to a student and asks the student to find out the differences. All the three toys seemed to be identical in their shape, size and…
It’s the time of year where we celebrate all the students graduating and receiving their diplomas. While most graduation ceremonies this year have been canceled or held virtually, it didn’t…
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to…
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm…
An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit walks…
She married him today. At the end of the wedding party, her mother gave her a newly opened bank savings passbook, with $1000 deposited in it. She told her, “My…
Late in the night, Jim, a Marine, finally regained consciousness. He was in the hospital, in agonizing pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles…
A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple’s house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch,…
Daisy the Beagle may never have birthed puppies of her own, but that doesn’t mean that she doesn’t make a good mother. When Daisy’s owner, Jane, brought home tiny kittens,…
Going to the vet for dogs is much like us going to the doctor or dentist. Who really likes to go to those places anyway? Not me, that’s for sure!…
Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “Tell the court why you want a divorce,” said…
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs…
The Coronavirus (Covid-19) pandemic has nearly shut down the world, including schools and non-essential stores, forcing people to work from home and stay in quarantine. Those who are staying home…
Tonka the Malamute loves water; he just does not like baths. Just ask his mama! He makes that very clear every single time he gets one. Today, Tonka got dirty and was…
The dog meat trade is still going strong in China. Even in provinces that have made it illegal, backyard farmers and butchers still operate. Dogs are kept in deplorable conditions.…
Katie Newhouser has been a UPS driver for 15 years. She loves to greet the dogs on her route with treats and hugs. That is how she befriended a friendly…
A sweet little dog, named Peanut, was brought into Delta Animal Shelter. She had two broken legs, broken ribs and a belly full of carpet (likely ingested after being starved).…
It’s a known fact that a dog’s mental abilities are close to a human child’s. This is why toddlers and dogs have similar patterns in intelligence, communication skills and social…