Oh, My God, It’s Too Late For You!
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought…
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought…
A group of devils were trying to enter the soul of a holy man who lived near Cairo. They had already tempted him with Nubian women, Egyptian food, Libyan treasure,…
There was a Catholic priest, Jewish rabbi and Baptist minister. One day the priest went to get a hair cut. After the barber cut his hair the priest wanted to…
An old couple, Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and…
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read. One morning the husband…
Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn’t come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in…
Two elderly nuns, Sister Dulce and Sister Andrea are on their way back from the market one evening. It’s already very late, and they have quite a distance left before…
An 85-year-old man was told by the Doctor that he needed a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take…
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. My farts never smell and…
This smart German Shepherd / Husky mix has learned how to climb into the pool ALL by himself! Elliot loves to take a dip in the pool, especially when he…
Wherever there is darkness there is light, wherever there are villains there will be heroes. That latter contrast was proven beyond doubt when four young boys from Detroit went above and…
If you’re one of 3 billion people using social media, and you’re like us, you probably follow a lot of pet-fluencers. I mean, how could you not! They’re just too…
It’s no coincidence that out of all the animals on this planet, dogs are the ones referred to as man’s best friend. The bond owners share with their dogs is unshakeable… one…
According to a 19th century legend, the Truth and the Lie meet one day. The Lie says to the Truth, “It’s a marvelous day today!” The Truth looks up to…
Disney has a distinct style of animation that we can all instantly recognize. It’s been in existence ever since Walt Disney first created Oswald the Lucky Rabbit in 1927. Human…
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.” The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not appropriate…
Puppies can easily win over our hearts with their puppy eyes; but in this particular case of undeniable cuteness, it’s pretty much impawssible to resist saying “awwww.” Meet Winnie, the…
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she notices four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat…
The pastor stood before the congregation and said, “I have bad news, I have good news, and I have more bad news.” The congregation got quiet. “The bad news is:…
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance…