Golden Retrievers are known to be sweet, playful dogs, and Pork certainly lives up to that. But something was always missing. Pork loves other dogs and really needed a brother…
An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.…
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s…
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that truck?!” He calmly told them, “I…
The lockdown to curb Covid-19 has been a pretty hard time for all of us. We have adapted to a complete shift in our lifestyle manners, and so have our…
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.…
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one…
Two nuns painting a room in their convent, They decide to strip naked so they don’t get paint on their robes. Seconds later there is a knock on the door……
My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He…
There’s a woman sitting in the vets with her small dog. A young girl, with a great Dane comes in and sits beside her. As they are waiting they strike…
A man knocked at his Bedouin friend’s door to ask him a favor: “I want you to lend me four thousand dinars because I have a debt to pay. Can…
One of the monks of Scete committed a grave error, and the wisest hermit was called upon to judge him. The hermit refused, but they insisted so much that in…
A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey. “But I haven’t got the energy.”…
I woke up early today, excited over all I get to do before the clock strikes midnight. My job is to choose what kind of day I am going to…
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take…
A young couple wanted to join the synagogue, the Rabbi told them, “We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex for one whole month.”…
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic,…
Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it. Right afterwards, there was…
There was a gas station in trying to increase its gas sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, “Free Sex with Fill-up.” Soon a customer pulled in, filled…
While waiting at a bus stop for a bus, a woman stepped onto a weight machine that told your fortune and weight for a quarter. She put a quarter in,…
