Golden Retriever Who’s Always Loved Puppies Finally Gets One Of His Own
Golden Retrievers are known to be sweet, playful dogs, and Pork certainly lives up to that. But something was always missing. Pork loves other dogs and really needed a brother…
Golden Retrievers are known to be sweet, playful dogs, and Pork certainly lives up to that. But something was always missing. Pork loves other dogs and really needed a brother…
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