5. “I snuck away from my mom and tore up her feather pillow. What a butt!”

6. “I have a barking fit. When my daddy leaves for work, waking up my mom and baby sister every morning.”

7. “I don’t like to run with mom – faked leg injuries. Cost lots of $ in vet bills – Vet caught on – treats gone :-(“

8. “I pee on my mom and dad’s toilet everyday. I’m not sorry.”

Related Posts

What To Do If Your Dog Eats Too Fast (And How To Slow Her Down)

Snuffle Mats for Dogs: 5 Best Picks That Actually Keep Pups Busy

6 Spill-Proof Dog Bowls For Messy Drinkers

Can Dogs Drink Ocean Water? Here’s Why It’s Not a Good Idea

How Cold Is Too Cold to Walk Your Dog? Watch for These Warning Signs

Dog Shoes 101: The Best Booties for Every Season, Surface, and Adventure

Dog Car Anxiety: Signs, Causes, and How to Help Your Pup Enjoy the Ride

10 Best Dog Travel Crates for Safer, Stress-Free Adventures

Best Dog Car Seats: Safe, Comfy Rides for Your Most Precious Passenger

4 Best Dog Water Bottles to Keep Your Pup Hydrated Anywhere
Style Switcher
Predefined Colors
Background Image