5. “I snuck away from my mom and tore up her feather pillow. What a butt!”

6. “I have a barking fit. When my daddy leaves for work, waking up my mom and baby sister every morning.”

7. “I don’t like to run with mom – faked leg injuries. Cost lots of $ in vet bills – Vet caught on – treats gone :-(“

8. “I pee on my mom and dad’s toilet everyday. I’m not sorry.”

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