1. They’re only using you.

2. Can’t I be any more clear?

3. They’re using you to have a roof over their heads.

4. They pretend to be cute…

5. …but really, deep down inside, they’re plotting ways to take over your domain.

6. Look, they’re already taking over.

7. I told you!

8. Alone time? You’ll never have it.

9. Because they’re watching you.

10. Your every move.

11. They’re fierce.

12. Just look at its muscular feet.

13. And they totally lack any form of manners.

14. Wow, embarrassing much?

15. They block doors, causing fire hazards.

16. How evil.

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