#6 Tell us how you really feel, Levi.
“My mommy brought a cat home. I dug a cat sized grave to let them know how I feel. – Levi”
#7 He really thought this one through…
“First, I refused to go outside because I hate the rain, so I pooped in the house. Then, I didn't want anyone to see it, because I knew it was wrong, so I ate it.”
#8 What a hero!
“My house was under attack by a new $700 Roomba. I saved us.”
#9 The day mom realized she needs to keep her bag out of reach…
“I got into my mom's overnight bag and ate her clothes… I just threw up a thong.”
#10 What goes in must come out.
“I ate a bottle of glitter and now my poop sparkles.”
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