14 Signs You Are A Crazy Dachshund Person

1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.

2. Things that are normally for human children are now for your dachshunds…

3. …because your dachshund is your child.

4. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a dachshund you MUST say hello to him.

5. Dachshunds flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy dachshund person.

6. You are a hit with every dachshund you meet.

7. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your dachshund.

8. This is your ideal family dinner.

9. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your dachshund is too painful.

10. You spend tons of money on dachshund toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.

11. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your dachshunds.

12. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future dachshunds.

13. So even though people might think you’re a little nuts…

14. …it doesn’t matter, because dachshunds know you’re great!