1. They have menacing eyes.

2. Just look at them!

3. Totally evil.

4. They hate to cuddle.

5. They take your stuff without asking.

6. Give it back, dude.

7. They hate napping.

8. Faking it. Whatever.

9. And they ruin all of your happy moments.

10. Yep.

11. Let’s not talk about the damage they do to your personal items.

12. Say sayonara to your car!

13. They love picking on smaller animals.

14. That means you can’t take them outside.

15. No more strolls in the park for you.

16. They won’t ever love you.

17. Worst of all, they’re ugly.

18. Really, really ugly.

19. Now who’d love a dog like this?

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