1. They’re only using you.

2. Can’t I be any more clear?

3. They’re using you to have a roof over their heads.

4. They pretend to be cute…

5. …but really, deep down inside, they’re plotting ways to take over your domain.

6. Look, they’re already taking over.

7. Alone time? You’ll never have it.

8. Because they’re watching you.

9. Your every move.

10. They’re fierce.

11. And they totally lack any form of manners.

12. How evil.

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