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1. If I Like It, It’s Mine. Source 2. If I had It a Little While Ago, It’s mine. Source 3. If It’s In My Mouth, It’s mine. Source 4. If I Can Take…

1. It’s gonna be mine! Source 2. This does not look like it will have a good ending. Source 3. Now if that don’t make you smile then you need an antidepressant.…

1. Make you laugh when you’re sad… 2. Captain Your Ship… 3. Be Your Personal Stylist… 4. Cook You A Four-Course Meal 5. Be Your Date To A Wedding 6. Take Care Of You When You…

1. Humans must ask permission to sleep in the bed! 2. I don’t always dress up as a cow 3. Hey, wait for me 4. Ok, it was me 5. How to get…

1. The first day you bring me into your life. Source 2. Yes it felt strange and I felt lonely for a while. Source 3. I act funny, stupid and mis-behaved a lot…

1) Where did Dachshunds originate? Dachshunds actually originated in Germany, and their name is German. 2) What does the Dachshund’s name mean? Dachshund, in German, means ‘Badger Dog’, which is…

1. They Hate To Bond With Their Humans… Source 2. They Don’t Enjoy and Need Water… Source 3. They Don’t Like to Eat… Source 4. Dachshunds Hate Sleeping… 5. These Dogs Don’t Love to Watch…

Rabbit Dachshund – the smallest representative of the hunting dogs, called dachshund, which was bred to hunt rabbits instead ferrets albino. The smallest species of dogs of this breed was…

1. Dachshunds make great watch dogs This breed is notorious for being hyper alert. A dachshund will unleash a gale of barking to let you know when a stranger is at…

1. Dachshund tattoo by Chris Bucher. Source: Breanna Mouery 2. Source 3. Source 4. Source 5. Source 6. Source 7. Source 8. Tattoo done by Shannon Reed / Norfolk, VA / 9.…

1. Dachshund body aerodynamic. Ears… not so much. 2. The dachshund cleaner. 3. Always protect your wiener. 4. That….. is terrifying. 5. “You’re safe now”. 6. Sometimes life gives you short legs and…

1. They hate to cuddle. 2. They have menacing eyes. Source 3. Totally evil. Source 4. Just look at them! Source 5. They hate napping. Source 6. They take your stuff without asking. Source 7. Faking it.…

Need to make a dachshund happy? Take a look at this list for tips! 1. They love To Bond With Their Humans… 2. Summer Source 3. Dressing up Source 4. Running Source…

1. They’re only using you. Source 2. Can’t I be any more clear? Source 3. They’re using you to have a roof over their heads. Source 4. They pretend to be cute… Source 5.…

1. They are not good runners. 2. All Dachshunds are notorious food stealers. 3. They’ll take your stuff without asking. 4. They’re so lazy! All they do is sleep! 5. They’ll purposefully untie…

1. Dachshund: Heart of a Lion … 2. … But I Want Off the Couch Now 3. Looks Like Rain… Source 4. Silence is Golden… Source 5. “We are NOT…

1. Abe 2. Killer 3. Amanda 4. Liberty 5. Attila 6. Lassie 7. Amaretto 8. Lola 9. Badger 10. Leo 11. Aura 12. Lovesong 13. Bogart 14. Mad Max 15.…

1. Chico 2. Dinky 3. Jake 4. Simba 5. Foxy 6. Sophie 7. Bambi 8. Rina 9. Winston 10. Sparky Do you have a favorite Dachshund dog name? Post it in the comments below!

1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future. 2. Things that are normally for human children are now for your dachshunds… 3. …because your dachshund is your child. 4. No…