Author: waggingtonpost

1. If I Like It, It’s Mine. 2. If It’s In My Mouth, It’s mine. 3. If I had It a Little While Ago, It’s mine. 4. If I Can…

1. They’re only using you. 2. Can’t I be any more clear? 3. They’re using you to have a roof over their heads. 4. They pretend to be cute… 5. …but really, deep down…

1. They Hate To Bond With their Humans 2. They Don’t Like to Eat… 3. They Don’t Enjoy and Need Water… 4. These Dogs Hate Sleeping… 5. They Don’t Like Playing 6. They Don’t Love to Watch…

1. From the moment Boston Terriers are born they are just terrifying… 2. They just never listen to your troubles… 3. Boston Terrier don’t like to play… 4. They are not smart… 5. They…

1. They will always be suspicious of you, no matter what. 2. They love to steal blankets. 3. Don’t ask. They won’t share with you. 4. The ladies are far too ladylike. 5. Total prudes:…

1. They hate to cuddle. Source 2. They have menacing eyes. Source 3. Totally evil. Source 4. Just look at them! Source 5. They hate napping. Source 6. They take your stuff without asking. 7. Faking it.…

1. Don’t be upset when I jump for joy when you come through the door. I only live for eleven or thirteen years. You are what makes that time enjoyable. It’s…