
Best Way To Pray
A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. “Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray,” the priest…
A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. “Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray,” the priest…
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day. Sid asks Abe, “Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born…
James the highland cow was oxygen deprived in his mother’s womb, which caused him to be born with an underdeveloped brain. His mama and his herd immediately rejected him as…
Penny is a 4-year-old English Bulldog who lives with her mom and dad in Canada. For her parents, Penny is nothing less than a daughter who dotes on them and…
Sally Whitney has lived all her life struggling with her debilitating disability caused by lupus, an autoimmune disease. The 31-year-old woman suffers from violent seizures that last several hours. She…
Cats fight the same issues as dogs when it comes to being homeless and needing forever homes. Older ones are often overlooked, and others are deemed unadoptable for various reasons.…
Sally Rewehooeern moved to the United States from Holland during the 1950s. Over the next few decades, she got married and raised some lovely kids. However, the spirited woman was…
Little Johnny failed law and decided to make a deal with professor. Little Johnny: Sir, do you know everything about law? Prof: Yes. Little Johnny: If you can answer this…
An Oklahoma family was surprised to see a “strange bird” hogging their birdbath on an excruciatingly hot day. As they got closer, they were surprised to see that the giant…
Roxy is a 10-year-old Dachshund who lives in San Francisco with her mom, Danielle Taylor. Danielle finds Roxy to be a plucky girl who overcomes challenges with her single-minded dedication.…
A man had finally settled into his new town, but something still felt missing from his life. He thought getting a companion in the form of a shelter dog might…
Jon Bozak was driving to work when he saw a tiny Pit Bull puppy brutally cast away on the roadside. Jon picked the puppy up and began looking for his…
Two men who were waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. “How did you die?” the first man asks the second. “I froze to death,” says the second.…
In 2014, Budweiser put out a commercial during the Super Bowl called “Puppy Love” that won over America’s heart. The commercial features a Labrador retriever puppy and a Clydesdale who have an…
A store owner was tacking a sign above his door that read: ”Puppies For Sale.“ Signs like that have a way of attracting small children, and sure enough, a little…
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was…
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful…
Three newlywed men were discussing their wives. The first guy married an Iowa gal; he says, I told my wife she had to all the cooking. The first day I didn’t…
A Siberian shaman asked God to show him a man that He loved. The Lord advised him to look for a certain farmer. “What do you do to make the…
A man and his wife are at a restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table. His wife asks, “Do…