Divorced Barbie
A confused father goes to buy a Barbie Doll for his daughters birthday. The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping…
A confused father goes to buy a Barbie Doll for his daughters birthday. The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping…
A businessman was in big trouble. He had put everything into his business, and now it was failing. It was so bad he was even contemplating suicide. As a last…
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out…
There was a village on the outskirts of a forest. A shepherd boy used to take his herd of sheep across the fields to the lawns near the forest. One…
The Owl always takes her sleep during the day. Then after sundown, when the rosy light fades from the sky and the shadows rise slowly through the wood, out she…
An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop. They…
A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: ”Rome? Why would…
A son took his old father to a restaurant for an evening dinner. Father being very old and weak, while eating, dropped food on his shirt and trousers. Other diners…
For the umpteenth time Mrs. Jones told her pastor, “I’m so scared! My husband says he’s going to kill me if I continue to come to your church.” “Yes, yes,…
I was sitting on a beach one summer day, watching two children, a boy and a girl, playing in the sand. They were hard at work building an elaborate sandcastle…
A fox sneaked into a farm and grabbed a prize rooster. The farmer saw him and raised the alarm and he and his dogs started chasing the thief. The fox,…
After 60 years together, the couples three kids, all successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honour. “Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad,” gushed Son No. 1. ‘Sorry I’m running…
An 80-year-old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window. The Father asked his Son, “What…
Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others, including Love. One day, it was announced to the…
An 80-year-old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window. The Father asked his Son, “What…
One afternoon a fox was walking through the forest and spotted a bunch of grapes hanging from a lofty branch. “Just the thing to quench my thirst,” quoted the fox.…
One hot day, an ant was searching for some water. After walking around for some time, she came to a spring. To reach the spring, she had to climb up…
There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: 1. to be shot 2. to be…
A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road when her car breaks down. She goes to the nearest farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers,…
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the…