Whenever a sign appears on a fence or a piece of property that reads, “Beware of the dog,” people should take notice and heed the warning. Recently, however, someone decided…
Whenever a sign appears on a fence or a piece of property that reads, “Beware of the dog,” people should take notice and heed the warning. Recently, however, someone decided…
Rich McCormick was out walking his dog in Sonoma County, California when a speeding car came through his neighborhood. McCormick yelled out to the driver to slow down. All of…
“Hope For Paws” received a rescue call about a dog, Scooby, who had been abandoned by his family on the streets. The dog was heavily unkempt and in bad shape.…
A miser sold most of his land to buy a shiny piece of gold. He buried the gold in the ground by an old wall and went to look at…
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker…
A group of devils were trying to enter the soul of a holy man who lived near Cairo. They had already tempted him with Nubian women, Egyptian food, Libyan treasure,…
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the…
An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his…
A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets; Bell…
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought…
A group of devils were trying to enter the soul of a holy man who lived near Cairo. They had already tempted him with Nubian women, Egyptian food, Libyan treasure,…
There was a Catholic priest, Jewish rabbi and Baptist minister. One day the priest went to get a hair cut. After the barber cut his hair the priest wanted to…
An old couple, Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and…
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read. One morning the husband…
Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn’t come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in…
Two elderly nuns, Sister Dulce and Sister Andrea are on their way back from the market one evening. It’s already very late, and they have quite a distance left before…
An 85-year-old man was told by the Doctor that he needed a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take…
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. My farts never smell and…
This smart German Shepherd / Husky mix has learned how to climb into the pool ALL by himself! Elliot loves to take a dip in the pool, especially when he…
