A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s…

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that truck?!” He calmly told them, “I…

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.…

Two nuns painting a room in their convent, They decide to strip naked so they don’t get paint on their robes. Seconds later there is a knock on the door……

My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He…

There’s a woman sitting in the vets with her small dog. A young girl, with a great Dane comes in and sits beside her. As they are waiting they strike…

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take…

A young couple wanted to join the synagogue, the Rabbi told them, “We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex for one whole month.”…

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic,…

Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it. Right afterwards, there was…

There was a gas station in trying to increase its gas sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, “Free Sex with Fill-up.” Soon a customer pulled in, filled…

While waiting at a bus stop for a bus, a woman stepped onto a weight machine that told your fortune and weight for a quarter. She put a quarter in,…