11. “Egad! I’ve been found out!”

12. “Terry, you buffoon. I told you not to respond to your name!”

13. “This. This is a great drawer.”

14. “Hope you like poop in your shoes.”

15. “I trusted you.”

16. “My weight is my business.”

17. “Resistance is futile.”

18. “Just a bit more and I’ll be free.”

19. “Can you kiss it and make it better, mom?”

20. “Ladies love casts.”

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