Tag: joke

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go…

A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to send someone to…

A honeymooning couple had purchased a talking parrot and taken it to their room, where much to the groom’s annoyance, the bird kept up a running commentary on their love…

The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used “Forgive Your Enemies” as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held…

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.…

An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Ireland one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to…

This is the letter that the man wrote to his wife: Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good…

A mother and a baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked, “Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet?” The mother replied, “Well son, when…

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The…

A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint…

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the…

An old man is eating his lunch in a restaurant when three bikers walk up to him. They make fun of him for being old, and then one of them…

A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife can’t hear him. “How bad is it?” the doctor asks. “I have no idea.” the husband says. “Well, please…

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little…