Think Vets Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor? Check Out These Hilarious Signs

Pets always seem to know when you’re taking them to the vet, don’t they? As soon as they get in the car, you see that look of terror on their face. They know they’re not going to the beach this time.

It’s some sort of strange animal sixth sense where pets seem to smell a trip to the veterinary clinic a mile away.

The vet can be a nerve-wracking place for both people and pooches. Our dogs anxiously whimper and pace, smelling the stress of other pup patients. Our cats dodge their carriers, dreading the thought of a car ride, let alone a shot.

And we do our best to calm our pets down, sometimes nervous, ourselves, at the prospect of some diagnosis or even an unexpected vet bill!

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Fortunately, there are some veterinarian hospitals out there with a sense of humor to help your pet get through their next painful office visit. And that’s why we appreciate these veterinary offices that lighten the mood with their hilarious signs.

Not only do they entertain passers-by, but they show clients that they don’t take themselves too seriously–except, of course, when it comes to the care of our furry family members! (If it’s important for them to lighten our moods, chances are they’ll want to do the same for our pets, right?)

This collection of hilarious vet signs is the perfect Internet “treat” for you and your pets. And who knows, maybe after your pet looks at these funny photos they might forgive you for castrating them. Or putting that embarrassing cone on them. Or both.

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Check out these hilarious vet signs from all over, spreading smiles, promoting spay and neuter, and sharing their services, all in creative and clever ways!

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“DNA TESTING DONE HERE. WHO’S YOUR DOGGIES DADDY?”

 

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“I LIKE BIG MUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!”

 

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“FREE BELLY RUBS WITH EXAM! SORRY. PETS ONLY”

 

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“WHAT KIND OF DOG DOES A MAD SCIENTIST HAVE? A LABORATORY RETRIEVER”

 

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“IF YOU DON’T TALK TO YOUR CAT ABOUT CATNIP, WHO WILL?”

 

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“NEUTERING YOUR PET MAKES THEM LESS NUTS”

 

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“ENERGIZER BUNNY ARRESTED, CHARED WITH BATTERY”

 

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“FALLS OUT BALLS OUT”

 

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“I KISSED A PUG AND I LIKED IT”

 

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“50 SHADES OF SPAY NO LITTERS BABY”

 

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“DECK THE HALLS AND WACK OFF SOME BALLS”

 

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“DINOSAURS NEVER WENT TO THE VET. LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.”

 

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“WHY DON’T CATS PLAY CARDS? TOO MANY CHEETAHS”

 

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“WATCH ME SNIP, NOW WATCH ME SPAY SPAY”

 

 

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“YOU PETS WILL LOVE US. WE SHIH TZU NOT”

 

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“IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEBODY ENDS UP IN A CONE”

 

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“FLEAS NAVIDAD PREVENT UNINVITED GUESTS”

 

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“IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES TIL THE ANAL GLANDS EXPLODE”

 

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“FIFTY SHADES OF SPAY”

 

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“DOGS HAVE OWNERS. CATS HAVE STAFF.”

 

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“THE 5 SECOND RULE DOES NOT APPLY WHEN YOU HAVE A 2 SECOND DOG”

 

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“LIVE NUDE DOGS! FREE LAP DANCES!”

 

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“Unattended children will be given a cappuccino and a FREE KITTEN then sent home. THANK YOU!”

 

And the winner goes to….

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Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital !!!

Congratulations Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital! Your genius sense of humor has and continues to brighten our days, not just for peeps in your neighborhood but all around the world via the interwebs!!!

We love when do-gooders have a sense of humor.

We like what you’re doing, guys. Keep the pet puns coming!

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