Adorable. Cuddly. Stubborn. Gassy.
I’m not talking about my ex – though the similarities are sort of astounding.
I’m talking about owning a French Bulldog.
1. “I’ll give you literally whatever you want, please just don’t look at me like that.”
2. “Oh, you wanted to come home? That’s cute.”
3. “DirecTV? More like toyforMe!”
4. It’s all worth it when you see this face.
5. “Yes, I am French Bulldog. This is my creation.”
6. “What do you mean I can’t come in?!”
7. Another thing: interesting sleeping positions.
8. And even more interesting sitting positions.
9. What you call a lap, they call a chair.
10. Sure, we never know who they’re looking at.
