1. From the moment they are born they are just terrifying…

2. Schnauzers just never listen to you…

3. Schnauzers are just bullies when they are sleeping…

4. Schnauzers are very bad around children…

5. They will never make you laugh…

6. Schnauzers don’t like cats…

7. They will never protect you…

8. They will never love you…

9. They don’t like to play…

10. You never know when they take a break…

11. And things only get worse when they are older…

12. Don’t get one of these monsters. It will be the worst thing you ever do!

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I totally disagree with these statements… My schnauzer is awesome!!!!