1. Dachshund body aerodynamic. Ears… not so much. 2. The dachshund cleaner. 3. Always protect your wiener. 4. That….. is terrifying. 5. “You’re safe now”. 6. Sometimes life gives you short legs and…
1. They hate to cuddle. 2. They have menacing eyes. Source 3. Totally evil. Source 4. Just look at them! Source 5. They hate napping. Source 6. They take your stuff without asking. Source 7. Faking it.…
Need to make a dachshund happy? Take a look at this list for tips! 1. They love To Bond With Their Humans… 2. Summer Source 3. Dressing up Source 4. Running Source…
1. They’re only using you. Source 2. Can’t I be any more clear? Source 3. They’re using you to have a roof over their heads. Source 4. They pretend to be cute… Source 5.…
1. They are not good runners. 2. All Dachshunds are notorious food stealers. 3. They’ll take your stuff without asking. 4. They’re so lazy! All they do is sleep! 5. They’ll purposefully untie…
1. Dachshund: Heart of a Lion … 2. … But I Want Off the Couch Now 3. Looks Like Rain… Source 4. Silence is Golden… Source 5. “We are NOT…
1. Abe 2. Killer 3. Amanda 4. Liberty 5. Attila 6. Lassie 7. Amaretto 8. Lola 9. Badger 10. Leo 11. Aura 12. Lovesong 13. Bogart 14. Mad Max 15.…
1. Chico 2. Dinky 3. Jake 4. Simba 5. Foxy 6. Sophie 7. Bambi 8. Rina 9. Winston 10. Sparky Do you have a favorite Dachshund dog name? Post it in the comments below!
1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future. 2. Things that are normally for human children are now for your dachshunds… 3. …because your dachshund is your child. 4. No…
A smile is a facial expression formed by flexing the muscles near both ends of the mouth. Cross-cultural studies have shown that smiling is a means of communicating emotions throughout…
1. Dachshund puppies are just terrifying… 2. These dogs just never listen to you… 3. They don’t like playing!!! 4. They will not protect you… 5. You never know when Dachshunds take a break… 6.…
1. That’s a perfect fit. 2. This cutie looks like she’s having some sweet dreams. 3. Dreaming of his next meal? 4. Oh well that’s just adorable. 5. Chihuahuas just can’t control those tongues, can…
1. Alligator 2. Shark 3. 4. 5. Taco 6. Lion 7. Pumpkin 8. Dragon 9. 10. 11. Indian 12. Lobster 13. Vampire 14. Devil
1. They never want to spend any time with you. 2. And they won’t bond with your children. Source 3. In fact, they won’t even give your kids the time of day. Source…
1. Some dogs dawdle. Chihuahuas FLY. Source 2. Like properly fly. Source 3. Fly through the air with the greatest of ease. Source 4. With the very minimum of effort. Source 5. Unencumbered by mere gravity.…
1. Stumpy 2. Tiny 3. Titch 4. Chico 5. Bonsai 6. Midget 7. Mite 8. Dinky 9. Inch 10. Bonbon 11. Pumpkin 12. Goober 13. Max 14. Buddy 15. Jake…
1. Adriana 2. Barbie 3. Elsa 4. Hilda 5. Irma 6. Antonio 7. Morris 8. Eber 9. Juan 10. Rocky Do you have a favorite Chihuahua dog name? Post it…
1. Chihuahuas Hate To Bond With Their Humans… Source 2. They Don’t Like Fresh Water… 3. They Hate Sleeping… Source 4. These Dogs Don’t Like Eating… Source 5. They Don’t Like Climbing… Source 6. And They Don’t…
1. They’re only using you. 2. Can’t I be any more clear? 3. They’re using you to have a roof over their heads. 4. They pretend to be cute… 5. …but really, deep down…
1. I don’t always bark… Source 2. I’ll do both! 3. If you are going to dream…Dream Big! Source 4. That Look… Source 5. It’s hard to have just one! 6.…
