You may be cool but you're not dog-putting-himself-to-bed cool. He's so cool and collected and smooth… seems like he's saying, “Who needs hands… i have my mouth!” I wonder if he can wash the sheets, too! I just love it. What a smart dog. Watch this amazing dog put himself to bed like a boss in the short video clip on the next page… such a bad ass. Bless his/her heart.