Tag: joke

On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband, “I have a confession to make. I’m not a virgin. I’ve been with one other guy.” “Oh…

A customer in a restaurant orders a bowl of soup. However, the customer notices that something is wrong. So he calls the waiter over. “Can you please taste the soup?”…

One day a beggar knocked at the door of a house, and when a woman opened the door, asked her for alms. “I’ve nothing to give you,” said the woman.…

A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Susan, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted…

A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and became very proud of…

A man goes to visit his grandpa in hospital. “How are you grandpa?” he asks. “Feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s the food like?” “Terrific, wonderful menus.” “And the…

An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.…

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s…

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that truck?!” He calmly told them, “I…

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.…

Two nuns painting a room in their convent, They decide to strip naked so they don’t get paint on their robes. Seconds later there is a knock on the door……

My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He…

There’s a woman sitting in the vets with her small dog. A young girl, with a great Dane comes in and sits beside her. As they are waiting they strike…

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take…

A young couple wanted to join the synagogue, the Rabbi told them, “We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex for one whole month.”…

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic,…

Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it. Right afterwards, there was…

There was a gas station in trying to increase its gas sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, “Free Sex with Fill-up.” Soon a customer pulled in, filled…

While waiting at a bus stop for a bus, a woman stepped onto a weight machine that told your fortune and weight for a quarter. She put a quarter in,…