1. They are not good runners.

2. All Dachshunds are notorious food stealers.

3. They’ll take your stuff without asking.

4. They’re so lazy! All they do is sleep!

5. They’ll purposefully untie your shoelaces…

6. They always disturb you when you’re in the toilet…

7. Let’s not forget how violent they can be!

8. They will always be suspicious of you, no matter what.

9. They’ll lie to you.

10. They don’t see walls.

11. They WILL upstage the bride on her wedding day.

12. Whatever you do don’t get a Dachshund. Horrendous dogs!!!

Make sure to comment us with pictures of your Dachshund and why they’re the worst!
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11 are wrong 1 right sleep
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I have 2 and love them both. They are great dogs.
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Are this is fabulous, really laughed at these pics, but boy are they true of this breed
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Dauchshunds are the Best Breed Ever !! You would think I don’t like the breed !
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They steal all the room on the couch. (Don’t see a place to add a photo.).