Don’t Judge Others Before You Know Them
A 24 year old boy seeing out from the train’s window shouted… “Dad, look the trees are going behind!” Dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby, looked at the…
A 24 year old boy seeing out from the train’s window shouted… “Dad, look the trees are going behind!” Dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby, looked at the…
A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I…
Once upon a time a psychology professor walked around on a stage while teaching stress management principles to an auditorium filled with students. As she raised a glass of water,…
In ancient times, a king had his men place a boulder on a roadway. He then hid in the bushes, and watched to see if anyone would move the boulder…
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was…
A man celebrating his 100th birthday was asked by a reporter how he had managed to live so long: The man contemplated that question and looked over at his wife.…
An elderly man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked…
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He…
Pam and Kate are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Pam pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it…
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you…
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. “Here is your oceanside condo. Over there are the tennis…
An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The truckie says, ‘A hamburger, chips and a coke,’…
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, “Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well,…
60th High School Reunion. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class…
Near Tokyo lived a great Samurai, now old, who decided to teach Zen Buddhism to young people. One afternoon, a warrior – known for his complete lack of scruples –…
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman ran into a bar and say to the bartender, “Quick! We need somewhere to hide. There’s a man trying to kill us!” The bartender…
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door, opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady,…
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your…
Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret…
Wanda’s dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the…