One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word “beautiful” in the same sentence twice. First, she…

A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant…

A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We’ll be…

Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go…

A husband frantically calls hotel management from his hotel room. “Please come fast! I’m having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump out the window of…

In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful.…

The female brain works on a different tangent than male. Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life. In-between, we talked about the…

Three house pets – a golden retriever, a parakeet, and a cat – all die and go to heaven. As with all the good animals, God decides to have a personal…

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were each given the same red rubber ball and told to find the volume. The mathematician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a…

A man came home from work early one day, and found his wife naked and panting on the bed. “Honey,” she said, thinking quickly, “I think I’m having a heart attack!”…

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened…

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a shopping mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart…